စိတၱဇ ဟာသ

ရယ္ဘို ့ေမ့ေနတယ္ဆိုရင္ေတာ့ မေကာင္းဘူးေပါ့၊၊ သူငယ္ခ်င္း တစ္ေယာက္ရဲ ့ E-mail ကပါ၊၊
စိတၱဇ ဟာသ
စိတၱဇ ေဆးရုံတစ္ခုတြင္ျဖစ္သည္။
လူနာမ်ားသည္ နံပါတ္ တစ္ခုကိုေအာ္ဟစ္ေနၾက
ရာေဆးရံုတစ္ခုလံုး ဆူညံေနသည္။ ဆရာ၀န္တစ္ေယာက္ ကလူနာမ်ားကို
ေမးသည္။
“37…………37…………37″
“ဘာလို ့ 37 လို ့ေအာ္ေနရတာလဲ”
လူနာမ်ားကအေပၚကို လက္ညိုးထုိး ျပၾကတယ္။

In My Dream!

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Santa: Well that’s the weird thing. In every single dream, the [...]

Open Sky

ဒီေန ့ေခတ္လူငယ္ေတြ ျဖစ္ခ်င္တဲ့ဆႏၵေတြအမ်ားၾကီးထဲမွာ…အဂၤလိပ္စာ..တတ္ခ်င္တာလဲပါမယ္ထင္ပါတယ္၊၊ တစ္ခါတစ္ေလ… အရမ္းေလးတဲ့ အဂၤလိပ္စာေတြဖတ္ဖို ့ၾကိဳးစားရင္း အဂၤလိပ္စာ ဖတ္ခ်င္စိတ္ေပ်ာက္သြားတတ္ပါတယ္၊၊ ကြ်န္ေတာ္အၾကံေပးခ်င္တာကေတာ့…ကိုယ္စိတ္၀င္းစားတဲ့… စာတိုစာစေလးေတြစဖတ္တာ…ဒါမွမဟုတ္… “Laughter” ေလးေတြဖတ္တာဟာ..ေပါ့ေပါ့ပါးပါးနဲ ့အဂၤလိပ္စာကို ေလ့လာနိုင္ပါတယ္… ဥပမာ…အခုေအာက္မွာ ေဖၚျပမဲ့ “Laughter” ေလးမွာ… ထူးထူးဆန္းဆန္းနဲ ့စိတ္၀င္စားဖြယ္ Adjective ေတြကိုေလ့လာနိုင္သလို.. ရသေလးတစ္ခုကိုလည္းေပးနိုင္ပါလိမ့္မယ္..ၾကိဳးစားျပီးဖတ္ေစခ်င္ပါတယ္….

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, [...]

EuroEnglish

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

Mom Vs Daughter

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: